Put Me Down You Aniston-Loving Fool!

Ah dear friends, since I am currently in Malibu helping La Lohan, I thought it might be nice to go for a stroll with my dear old chums the Cox-Arquettes. No one saw it fit to mention that she would be there. I say! Don't people even remember the t-shirt craze of 6 months ago? I'm team Jolie-Pitt goddammitt! Aniston has no place in my paparazzi photos.

Seriously Miffed and hoping Angelina doesn't read the tabs,
Horace Mittingtons the Third