Brangelina Adopts Horace Mittingtons the Third!

Yes, it is true, Brangelina have graciously opened up their home to a new arrival from across the pond. Yours Truly! I can't say I've ever been so giddy with anticipation as I made the short trip from London to Cannes this morning (Brad and Angie and the kids are all here, promoting Angie's new vehicle, A Mighty Heart). My dashing new parents picked me up at the airport and I was thrilled, although I was a little saddened that only one of my new siblings deigned to make an appearance (Little Zahara, I've always thought you were the cutest!).

We're currrently staying at a grand hotel that serves spit-fired mice topped with the most delicate Bearnaise I have ever laid tongue upon! Unfortunately. I have found myself locked away in a box in a box after an incident that surely was not instigated by yours truly. That spoiled brat Maddox, not only pulled my tail, but also poked me six times in my bad eye! I, of course showing utmost reserve and restraint, kept my scratches of self-defense strictly below that oft-photographed little mug. The problem with these Hollywood types, nothing is ever good enough! I hope to make amends tomorrow by offering forth hairballs to each and every member of the family as a token of my appreciation. If that doesn't work I shall simply have to mark each of them as my territory.

Toodle-oo old chums, til tomorrow.
Horace Mittinngtons the Third