Do you think Mr. Mittingtons Could Pass For Michael Jackson?

Well I've never! The prince of Brunei is turning the ripe old age of 25 and he has decided to spend 14 million dollars on his party! Don't get too excited yet, partygoers. There will only be 4 million left to actually buy the food and drinks and harlots after the prince forks out $10 million dollars to Michael Jackson just to show up. He's not even going to moonwalk. A load of Bollocks, that's what I think.

yours in abbhorance of the expenditures of arab royalty,
Mr. Mittingtons