I Say! That's Bull!

I was just starting to relax into my accomodations at Promises, Malibu, when I received a frantic phone call from a casting agent for CMT. Seems they are putting together a new reality show that is basically Bull-Riding With The Stars.
They already have the services of former-teen-idol-turned-junkie, Leif Garrett, washed up rapper, Vanilla Ice and the venerable Stephen Baldwin but they were looking for an everyman of sorts to round out the group. That's where I come in. I say, I think it will be a jolly good roustabout with the lads! And I have quite the fighting edge as I used to be a pro on the rodeo circuit... but that's another story.

Wish me luck pardners!
Horace the Kid