Mr. Mittingtons Mixes a Mean Cocktail!

Few people realize that it was I, Horace Mittingtons, and not Andrew Ridgely who founded Wham! with George Michael (or Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou as I know him). In the end I was forced to leave the dynamic duo due to a bad case of mange caused by groupie exposure. George was left no choice but to replace me.

Today's news regarding the cocktail of drugs found in Michael's system after he passed out at the wheel last year comes as no surprise to me! In fact it was yours truly who invented said cocktail, I call it the Filthy British Panty Dropper.

The recipe:
2 capsules prozac
16 drops liquid GHB
7 TBSP cannabis, ground to dust in a coffee grinder
2 oz Malibu
2 oz Blue Curcao
Dash of Angostura Bitters

Shake well and serve over ice, garnished with a hairball.

Still suffering the flashbacks,
Horace Mittingtons the Third