Akon's Boy-Hurling Not First Incident!

I say! In case you haven't read about falsetto-crooning rapper Akon getting up to mischief by tossing a boy from the stage yesterday, here it is.
Not that this came as much of a surprise to yours truly, Mr. Mittingtons! Here is a photo taken at an Akon show I attended in May. I suppose my readers may find it shocking, but I am a true Akon fan, and so when opportunity knocked, I answered. I hurled my whitest pair of tighty whiteys up on stage for the star to have a gander. Blimey! My knickers had barely left my paws when I was being escorted onstage by an entourage. All so that Akon could have the cheap thrill of hurling me back into the crowd! Without panties no less!

Still nursing a sprained ego,
Mr. Mittingtons