Booze Powder Makes Mess of Mittingtons!

Oh Dear Lord! What will they think of next? A group of Dutch students has invented powdered alcohol, which can be legally sold to minors, and, incidentally, cats. I decided to take the stuff for a test run. I mixed up a good lot of the powder with some frozen, from concentrate, Hawaiian Punch. I believe they usually call this concoction a Planter's Punch but I vote that it should be re-christened Punch Horace in the Face! Egad! My head is pounding, and I woke up with a strange tattoo on my left buttock! Luckily I usually keep my posterior hair-covered, or I would be in for quite a lot of embarassment.

No, my face isn't squished because I fell on it,
Horace Mittingtons