Doogie Snaps Leg... Mittingtons To Blame!!!

I have a secret to tell all. I was slightly miffed that Doogie Howser scored the lead in the new Broadway version of Xanadu, a role I have coveted since first I saw the ethereal movie. And so I stealthily made my way into roller-skating practice and made a well-timed little kick. Now Neil Patrick is all laid up with a broken leg, and I am next in line for the throne. See you on Broadway Baby!

No one tell me to break a leg please,
Mr. Mittingtons