Hail Be to Xenu! Tom Cruise To Become High Priest!

Ah, the heavens work in mysterious ways. Everyone's favourite Scientologist zealot has finally reached the highest level of clear... whatever in god's name that means. One thing it does mean is that his highness Tom Cruise can now perform weddings! As a high priest of Scientology! And so he might do just that, for friend James Packer's wedding. James Packer, in case you're knowledge of Aussie Billionaire offspring extends only as far as Lachlan Murdoch (if that), is the son of the late Kerry Packer. Mogul extraordinaire and confidente of Tom Cruise. Lucky devil!

For a full catalogue of the creepiness of Scientology you can't do better than Rolling Stone's expose on the subject here.

Awaiting my invite as flower cat,
Horace