The Heiress Is Out Of The Bag!

Forgive me old chums if I am a little weary this morning, I was up very late last night, helping escort everyone's favorite inmate out of jail. Yes, she is out, as if you didn't know that already. I think the celebrity world must have felt a little darker last night, most every flashbulb and pappy poised for the money shot outside of Lynwood and her home. So put away your Free Paris paraphernalia, or better yet, cross out Paris and write Tom Sizemore as he will be trying his damnedest to plead down his 16 month sentence today.

Thinking I look mighty handsome in uniform,
Horace Mittingtons the Third