I Wanna Zig a Zig Ahhhhh!

My absolute favorite gaggle of girls is back! Although not quite girls anymore, more like women in their twilight years... but try to see past the wrinkles. Yes the Spice Girls are going back on tour! I would be sitting front row from LA to Buenos Aires were it not for the phone call I received this morning. You see, Melanie Brown a.k.a. Scary Spice, is a little worried she might not be able to get Eddie Murphy to babysit! So I have been called in as her understudy! What a jolly good treat!
Practicing my cartwheels,
Horace Mittingtons the Third