Kate and Owen Split!... Again!

Oh deary me, my old chums Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have announced that they have once again split. They didn't give the press many clues as to why, and they have said they intend to stay friends. But yours truly, Mr. Mittingtons the Third, believes he knows why. Seems Kate's affection for me was driving the Butterscotch Stallion wild with envy. We had grown rather close over the past few months, I would attend premieres with her (the photo here was a bit of an awkward lark, as neither of us knew he would show up!). In return she gave me a cozy place to sit and as much fried liver as I could muster.

You should have seen the fit Owen pitched the night he came home an found I had curled up, and massively shed upon, the suit he was planning to wear to the Kid's Choice Awards. I cannot abide a mantrum my dear friends, so I scratched him across his crooked mug.

Poor Kate, I will have to drop by and console her with a litle extra purring today!
Horace Mittingtons the Third