Lack Of Gossip Sends Mittingtons Into Boredom Coma!

My Word! I just woke up in County General after falling into a boredom induced coma! I have little recollection of the incident, except to note that the majority of trouble makers are still locked up, be it in rehab or prison, and everyone else's Hanky Pankys seemed to stay firmly in place this weekend. There is nary a soul creating havoc in Africa, no lusty men commiting statutory rape ( Colin Farrell's new one is young, but at least 4 years past jail bait), and not a single soused starlet has even broken a nail in a DUI for days!

Egad! What is the world coming to?
Horace Mittingtons the Third