Larry King's Old Age Hunch Means He Doesn't Have To Stoop Too Far...

While Mums and Pops were spotted loitering outside of the Guggenheim in Bilbao this weekend, guess where I was? Why, dressed in a bonnet and being mercilessly pushed around in a pram by Zahara of course! I say! These people have a seemingly endless capacity to demean me!

On to more important news, someone has finally deigned to risk prison flu and interview the heiress herself. She is released tomorrow, so obviously every celeb-sploitation outlet in town was scrambling for the rights. Barbara Walters publicly declared the interview was beneath her. Lucklily for us, Larry King has hobbled up to the plate. Wednesday Night, be there or be forced to read about it on every blog in the universe and watch it in pieces on You Tube.

The above photo is from my as yet un-aired interview with the master. I do believe it was bumped because Jermajesty Jackson got his head stuck in a steering wheel, or some other such important news.

Too bad, the juicy tidbits were fascinating, as was King's containment of his Palsy-like shaking every time he heard the word Roll!
Horace