Lohan Backs Out, Mittingtons Backs In!

I was so rudely awoken from my slumber this morning by a frantic organizer from Pure Nightclub in Caesar's Palace. It seems Miss Lohan might actually have started taking her rehab seriously, deciding not to host a cocaine-fuelled douchebag-fest a few days after her release. Well, I say! Good for her! Unfortunately, someone needs to replace her as a host and it seems your's truly, Horace Mittingtons, is the Vegas go-to guy.

Anxiously awaiting donning my best party frock,
Horace