Maybe She Wouldn't Have Beaten Chachi Up!

I say! TMZ is reporting today that Liza Minelli and Scott Baio had a love connection!?! Sources say that somewhere between banging Pamela Anderson and Heather Locklear, Scott Baio found time for the former Sally Bowles. Perhaps his one taste of perfection has left him ever hoping for more. I mean the man actually made the beast with two backs with Liza with a Z!

Dumbfounded and Jealous,
Horace Mittingtons