Mittingtons Hijacked By TomKat!

Oh please! These Hollywood types treat me like a cheap callgirl they can simply rent out by the hour! In an effort to win back some public affection by seeming a little less creepy than usual, TomKat have taken to the very public shores of Cannes ( a few weeks late, no?). And they have enlisted yours truly, Horace Mittingtons the Third, to help pose in their family tableaus. I say! As if I didn't have enough on my plate. And will someone tell that ridiculous man that I don't like swimming!?!? I am a cat for godsakes, not a selectively ignored adopted child!

Sunburnt, but full of expensive Foie Gras and Chablis,
Mr. Mittingtons