Mittingtons Waiting Outside Paris's House!

Breaking news! My dear friends at the L.A.P.D. have called me down to wait with them in front of the house of the heiress for her to be hauled back into court. I am expected to play the bad cop role, as no one in their right mind on this particular police force wants to do this anymore.

What I do for the sake of gossip
Horace Mittingtons