Nicole Richie Baking A Bun?!?!?

You thought it wasn't humanly possible didn't you? A woman past the point of menstruation conceiving! But, according to that ever reliable source, Page 6, Miss Nicole Richie (soon to be Madden???) is with child. I say! And take a look at that fetus! Is it just me, or is Joel Madden going to be a very angry young man? Maybe he should start some lame-ass punk-style band to vent his frustrations.

Move over boys, Mittingtons is moving his way up the D-list,
Horace