Pick Me! Pick Me!

Hollywood Uber-stud Scott Baio has a problem. He is looking for love in all the wrong places. And so, the kind folks at VH1 have offered him his own love-finding fiasco. I have read it has something to do with lots of life-coaching. I say! What a waste of time! I know one mighty fine pussy who is ready and waiting to settle down with the man behind both Chachi and Charles!

Call me anytime Scotty Darling,
Horace