Posh Camel Toe Traumatizes Mittingtons!

Egad! What in the name of everything that is good and wholesome is that monstrosity??? It looks like you could use it to hold your rhinestone clutch, should you need to free up your hands to accentuate your sublimely starved waist.
I don't care how badly you need the attention Posh, no one wants to see that!

As for why I am dressed as Macauley Culkin... well someone had to detract from Ms. Victoria Beckham's panty swallower.

Mr. Mittingtons