Rosie To Be New Barker???

Bob Barker, that demonic cat castrator, has named his fave for his replacement. No other than Miss Rosie O'Donnell. I'm all for it, I must say. Rosie could put the fire back in Plinko. And her cause is children, not the elimination of my species through cruel eugenics. I love it.

Still carefully guarding my crotch,
Mr. Mittingtons