Scary Spice Supposedly Births Mr. Mittingtons!

Oh for heaven's sakes! Can't these c-listers just leave me alone already! O.K. magazine is currently running this cover in Britain. Well... I've never! Imagine, yours truly, the offspring of such washed up parents? I hardly think anyone will even pick up this piece of claptrap from the newsstands but the slander irks me nonetheless. I think I should have mumsies and pops sue for damages and libel... And can these ridiculous magazine editors please stop referring to me as a girl? I know I am missing a couple of key pieces of equipment but really...

Mr. Miffingtons