Mr. Mittingtons Attendez L'Ecole!

Bonjour mes amis et mon old chaps! Ah yes, it has been a harrowing summer vacation indeed. A non-stop "shit show" as the young people call it. I mean really!!! Who in their right mind plans a yachting trip with a cat?!? And then it was yours truly who got the beats when he almost clawed Zahara's eyes out when she tried to insist he go inner-tubing off the side of the boat. In a bonnet no less!

Never fear old chums! Mumsies dropped me off at the prestigious Lycee Francais in Manhattan yesterday. I have never been so happy, encased within the gleaming walls of academia! It is sure to be a glorious year!
Au Revoir,
Horace Mittingtons le Third